unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

(Source: ralphfilthy)

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kingkitsu:

Fake otherkins be taking it TOO FAR

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beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

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sunlightcomingthroughwindows:

I’ll smoke you down to the filter.
I want to taste all of you.
And once you are done,
I’ll light another part of you and smoke that down to the filter too.

sunlightcomingthroughwindows:

I’ll smoke you down to the filter.

I want to taste all of you.

And once you are done,

I’ll light another part of you and smoke that down to the filter too.

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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zgmfd:

1970’s Halloween makeup kits

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